Two And A Half Men: Season 7, Episode 9

7 - 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Charlie is upset when he finds out he hasn't been satisfying Chelsea, and contemplates the reasons and tries to solve the problem. It is later revealed that Chelsea has found out that her ex-husband is getting remarried which has somehow affected her sex life; Alan tries to fix his baldness with a cheap hair product and pills that he bought online; and Jake breaks his curfew and then sneaks out. Title quotation from: Charlie, reading out the label of Alan's new hair product.