Two And A Half Men: Season 7, Episode 8

7 - 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate, Gail (Tricia Helfer), to stay at the house while she gets over a bad breakup. Charlie is struggling to resist his temptations toward Gail and wonders if Chelsea, who has a problem with him not listening, is testing him; Berta suggests he use Alan's romantic ineptitude to solve the problem which proves successful. Title quotation from: Alan, in thoughtspeak, when first seeing Gail. Charlie also says the title quotation, in a dream he has.