Two And A Half Men: Season 8, Episode 4

8 - 4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

After moving into Charlie's house, Lindsey, Alan, Jake and Eldridge face that they have lost everything with the house fire. Charlie makes fun of them, but forgets his cellphone in the ruin. Going there to get it he meets Lindsey's ex-husband Chris (Judd Nelson). Later, they are joined by Herb, pizza boy Gordon and Alan. Lindsey comes to get Alan but ends up going for coffee with Chris. Gordon has to get back to work, Herb has to leave after Judith's call, Charlie returns to his home with a deaf hooker and Alan is left alone in the roof-less ruin. Title quotation from: Charlie, checking his phone book for a silent hooker.