Two And A Half Men: Season 7, Episode 22

7 - 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well

Jake is driving Charlie around when he runs a red light at Charlie's urging, and is pulled over by police, causing Jake to panic. He and Charlie switch seats so that it appears Charlie was driving, and as a result, Charlie loses his license due to several unpaid traffic violations and failure to show up in court, forcing him to rely on Jake to drive him around. Alan goes to Chelsea's birthday party, and Charlie sends Jake in too so that he can give her a forgotten gift. After being given the gift Chelsea leaves in an upset fit and finds Charlie being arrested for crashing into a police car. Title quotation from: Charlie, after crashing into a police car while driving drunk and with a suspended license.