Two And A Half Men: Season 7, Episode 16

7 - 16: Tinkle Like a Princess

After Chelsea breaks up with him, a depressed Charlie takes a trip to Las Vegas and returns home with a new wife. Charlie then finds out that his new "wife" is already married, and her husband says that her getting married is a regular occurrence, which he tolerates because she's a lot hotter than he is. Charlie then spends some time with Chelsea's father, Tom, and his new boyfriend, Ed. John Amos guest stars as Chelsea's father's boyfriend. Title quotation from: Charlie, explaining to Alan that he can't go into his bathroom as it reminds him of Chelsea.