Two And A Half Men: Season 6, Episode 16

6 - 16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman named Wanda (Diora Baird) from his bedroom before Chelsea returns from her ex-mother-in-law's funeral; Jake seems to recognize Wanda but doesn't realize that she is a pin-up girl on one of his posters; Alan won't let Jake drive the car. Title quotation from: Charlie, to Chelsea, when she interrupts the basketball game they are watching.