Two And A Half Men: Season 5, Episode 6

5 - 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Charlie and Linda attend a function crowning Linda judge of the year, but a pill Evelyn gives him beforehand ruins their relationship. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a rock concert, and finds an irate Alan back home waiting for him. Title quotation from: Alan, to Judith, on the phone trying to tell her that Jake is still home when in reality he snuck out.