Two And A Half Men: Season 5, Episode 14

5 - 14: Winky-Dink Time

While at the coffee shop Charlie is recognised by a woman he dated but Charlie cannot remember her name and Jake falls for the same woman's daughter. Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker, who can't tolerate him. Title quotation from: Alan, wondering if conversation will shorten the time of sex with his prostitute.