Two And A Half Men: Season 4, Episode 11

4 - 11: Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie's friends and family put a crimp in his plan for a romantic Christmas Eve date. When Evelyn sees who the date is, she takes extreme measures to prevent them from having sex. Alan has to mediate when Herb's interest in Kandi's breasts makes Judith angry. Also, Jake gets in to egg nog. Title quotation from: Alan, as he describes the Christmas cookies that Judith's drug-addicted mom used to make.