Two And A Half Men: Season 3, Episode 3

3 - 3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Alan has been dating a lot, and Charlie soon finds out that it has been one woman - his ex-wife, Judith. He tries to stop Alan, and even brings Rose, Evelyn and Berta to interfere - but Alan ignores them all. After having sex with Judith and getting into yet another argument with her (this time about their dull sex life while married) Alan decides not to see her anymore. Jake almost walks in on the two on numerous occasions, causing Alan to leap out of Judith's window and return back to Charlie's home in his underwear. Title quotation from: Charlie, to Alan, explaining that a dinner can end well.