Two And A Half Men: Season 3, Episode 20

3 - 20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with Kandi's mom, Mandi (Gail O'Grady), and Judith gets set up with Kandi's father, Andy (Kevin Sorbo). Title quotation from: Charlie, to Alan, about a show, while in bed with Mandi.