Two And A Half Men: Season 2, Episode 16

2 - 16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

When Judith decides to take a vacation, Alan has to take care of Jake during the week. After a hard day at work, Alan forgets to pick Jake up from school, and then finds out that he has an important meeting at work the next day, meaning Charlie has to look after Jake. Charlie then forgets to pick Jake up from school as well. Title quotation from: Jake, as one of his questions to George Washington for his homework.