Two And A Half Men: Season 2, Episode 14

2 - 14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts

Alan and Charlie help Jake study for a History test which he passes. However, Evelyn manages to make this into a bad thing and sucks the self-esteem out of Jake. A furious Alan then throws her out. Later, Alan receives a call that Evelyn has been taken to hospital. He and Charlie realize that it's fake and pretend to go along with it by suggesting surgery, which she then goes along with, making Charlie and Alan's efforts to expose her futile. Title quotation from: A drunk Charlie, when saying to Jake what he likes to eat as a dessert.