The Soup: Season 8, Episode 1

8 - 1: January 7, 2011

Ted Williams—homeless man extraordinnaire—is taking over the world, but his golden voice isn't quite what it's made out to be... Brad Womack returns to The Bachelor to wrong his right of not picking a desperate fame whore to fake-marry several seasons ago... Jersey Shore kicks off its new season with the housemates discussing the works of Dostoevsky in front of a roaring fire whilst sipping some fine port, by which we mean two skanks fight each other... Paula Abdul slurs her way back into our lives with the premiere of Live to Dance... And Joel's Community co-star Yvette Nicole Brown stops by to steal Oprah's thunder, as well as her network...